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Wanted: emeralds. We know you have a lot of questions and, well, legend has it that placing an emerald under the tongue endows the wearer with the ability to foresee the future, to reveal truth, and to be protected against evil spells. We have established a donation center at Ground Zero as of today. Simply mail your emeralds to the address on your screen and we’ll start providing answers soon. Very, very soon.